Happy Thanksgiving- but you have now been warned...

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Ah, Thanksgiving... A warm, wonderful, festive occasion. Eating tasty food, imbibing in spirits to your heart's content, catching up with family and friends, losing money by foolishly taking the Detroit Lions and the points (yet again). But, just like your senior prom, Thanksgiving also has the potential to turn into a disaster for those who party too carelessly, speak too boldly and don't watch their backs and relatives. And I ain't even talking about DUIs and all that.

I want to help you avoid a day like this. But I won't offer up a list of DOs and DONTs for the dinner table, the game room, the liquor cabinet or even the gun rack. Instead, I will scare you by showing you an obscure Magazine that chronicles Thanksgiving horror stories- serving up a shocking menu of all that can go terribly wrong soon after Grandpa Joe says 'Grace'. I'm showing you this because I love you and I want you to learn from this because I don't want you to be the 'feature story' in next year's edition...


So when you've sufficiently steeled yourself, click on the below link for a sobering reminder of just how far unvarnished familial dysfunctionality can go on this day of giving thanks. So that on Thursday you can conduct yourself wisely...

http://home.comcast.net/~john458/
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